How To Lose Friends And Alienate People

14 03 2008

From the blog Funny Ha Ha. Funny How? which seems to have been abandoned last July. Shame. Oh well.

Part 1 – Use Thom Yorke’s Words Instead Of Your Own In Conversation
Part 2 – Pretend You Are The Fonz
Part 3 – Insist That Everyone Acknowledges Your Hand Puppet
Part 4 – Use Obscure Smiths Lyrics As Chat-Up Lines
Part 5 – Offer Free Massages On The Bus
Part 6 – Tell People You Have Pinecones Instead Of Testicles
There appears to be no Part 7.
Part 8 – Write A Blog (Sound Familiar?)
Part 9 – Talk In Morse Code




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