Wildly Popular ‘Iron Man’ Trailer To Be Adapted Into Full-Length Film

16 04 2008

Wildly Popular ‘Iron Man’ Trailer To Be Adapted Into Full-Length Film

Via The Onion

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I made a goddamned LiveJournal

13 04 2008

OH GOD NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME IM LISTENING TO FALL OUT BOY THEY ROCK SO HARD I WANT PETE WENTZ’S BABIES INSERT STUPID IMAGE WITH BROKEN HEART IMAGES AND POSSIBLY SOMETHING STUPID LIKE TWO HANDS DRIFTING AWAY OR SOMETHING WITH A COMPLETELY STUPID SENTENCE AT THE TOP.





And you know when I’m down to my socks what time it is…

4 04 2008


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How To Lose Friends And Alienate People

14 03 2008

From the blog Funny Ha Ha. Funny How? which seems to have been abandoned last July. Shame. Oh well.

Part 1 – Use Thom Yorke’s Words Instead Of Your Own In Conversation
Part 2 – Pretend You Are The Fonz
Part 3 – Insist That Everyone Acknowledges Your Hand Puppet
Part 4 – Use Obscure Smiths Lyrics As Chat-Up Lines
Part 5 – Offer Free Massages On The Bus
Part 6 – Tell People You Have Pinecones Instead Of Testicles
There appears to be no Part 7.
Part 8 – Write A Blog (Sound Familiar?)
Part 9 – Talk In Morse Code





BEHOLD

7 03 2008









Another Stupid Comment Highlight

5 03 2008

Oh boy, I’m gathering a crowd of haters. Unless it’s the same guy. It probably is.

Anyway, this one comes from the Foals’s Antidotes Review I posted a while ago. It comes from an Anonymous gentlemen who gives me this advice.

“you cannot write. what purpose does this serve? for whom? please, do THINK. a mastery of unadventurous but accurate syntactical construction does not cover a sincere lack of unique thought.”

Now usually I would take heed of people’s advice but normally when I do it’s told to me differently from that. I won’t be surprised if he finds this and I get a mega-super-fun-fun-flame but ah well, I’m pretty much asking for it.





My nomination for best moment of the whole Grammys.

26 02 2008