I made a goddamned LiveJournal

13 04 2008

OH GOD NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME IM LISTENING TO FALL OUT BOY THEY ROCK SO HARD I WANT PETE WENTZ’S BABIES INSERT STUPID IMAGE WITH BROKEN HEART IMAGES AND POSSIBLY SOMETHING STUPID LIKE TWO HANDS DRIFTING AWAY OR SOMETHING WITH A COMPLETELY STUPID SENTENCE AT THE TOP.

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How To Lose Friends And Alienate People

14 03 2008

From the blog Funny Ha Ha. Funny How? which seems to have been abandoned last July. Shame. Oh well.

Part 1 – Use Thom Yorke’s Words Instead Of Your Own In Conversation
Part 2 – Pretend You Are The Fonz
Part 3 – Insist That Everyone Acknowledges Your Hand Puppet
Part 4 – Use Obscure Smiths Lyrics As Chat-Up Lines
Part 5 – Offer Free Massages On The Bus
Part 6 – Tell People You Have Pinecones Instead Of Testicles
There appears to be no Part 7.
Part 8 – Write A Blog (Sound Familiar?)
Part 9 – Talk In Morse Code





BEHOLD

7 03 2008









Another Stupid Comment Highlight

5 03 2008

Oh boy, I’m gathering a crowd of haters. Unless it’s the same guy. It probably is.

Anyway, this one comes from the Foals’s Antidotes Review I posted a while ago. It comes from an Anonymous gentlemen who gives me this advice.

“you cannot write. what purpose does this serve? for whom? please, do THINK. a mastery of unadventurous but accurate syntactical construction does not cover a sincere lack of unique thought.”

Now usually I would take heed of people’s advice but normally when I do it’s told to me differently from that. I won’t be surprised if he finds this and I get a mega-super-fun-fun-flame but ah well, I’m pretty much asking for it.





Stupid Comment Highlight

5 03 2008

I made a post on the Prologue blog today simply stating “I wish Basshunter would die.” And some lad named Josh commented simply stating…

“i wish u would die”

Witty chap isn’t he? Gotta love internet hate.





I Was Bored So I Made A Blog – Forum

9 02 2008

Unnecessary like hell but I’m doing it anyway! You can join and talk about crap!

Blogs like this don’t need forums at all… and to be honest shouldn’t… but there’s nothing wrong with a forum about anything. 🙂

Coming soon.





EMI are Scumbags

9 02 2008

From AtEaseWeb

EMI are set to release a Radiohead Greatest Hits album to coincide with Radiohead’s upcoming tour. Radiohead’s former label seem determined to make some money from the band’s current activities.

When Radiohead announced the release of their ‘In Rainbows’ Discbox in December, EMI quickly followed with the release of the 7 albums (6 studio, 1 live) as a box set which included the albums as digipacks, download and USB-stick.

Now the tour is coming up (North American dates are expected to be announced next week), EMI have got another release up their sleeves; the long feared Greatest Hits album. Ed O’Brien told Strombo [laughing]: “They’re planning to do a Greatest Hits for April, May to coincide with our tour. That’s an interesting one. We won’t be doing any promotion for that, obviously.”

In an interview with Analogue, Phil Selway quickly commented on a Greatest Hits album as well: “It’s well within their rights to do it. [sigh]. So we’ll have to see.”

Yet another reason why EMI suck.

Yet I have a feeling I’m going to buy it anyway…